i think i’m sick, i don’t feel good at all, i don’t want to talk to anyone so i don’t even go to facebook anymore and i know it’s selfish because i should at least talk to someone and he doesn’t deserve this and i want to be so much nicer but i have headaches this whole day

i don’t feel good at all

but i really like you please know this ok

franryott:

I actually can’t cope with this

(Source: lepipehd)

friends-with-the-doctor:

roses are red

violets aren’t real

i like to use my radio show

to moon over my hot scientist boyfriend

                                  - Cecil

Roses are red

we’ve talked about the violets

these dont even rhyme 

stop broadcasting our sex life 

                            - Carlos 

A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep. Welcome to Night Vale.

(Source: doe-eyed-girly-evil)

sir-hathaway:

penis-hilton:

i watched this about 47 times

These two are going places.

(Source: jeans-left-buttock)

shinykonyta:

terreverte:

cake gifs

are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son

theoutersun:

fig. 9 - The earth is a sphere because that is the most perfect mathematical shape and all heavenly bodies are perfect. (Pythagoras, Ancient Greek)

The Outer Sun is an ongoing series illustrating human ideas about the cosmos.

(Source: anstruthers)

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

gorandomshesaid:

bloodypatronus:

awolfgirlinthenight:

a2k-t3r3z1-pyr0p3:

lyallupin:

Do you ever just want to go to Hogwarts?

Like, you don’t want to be a member of the trio, or the order, or a death eater.

You just want to go to the school.

You want to know what it feels like to be up late stressing over potions homework, or how it feels to really ride a broom, and just go to Hogwarts on a normal year as a normal student

all the time

Everyday.

Always

I think Harry wanted that too

(Source: lucasbieneke)

consultingasshat whispered: I LOVE YOUR BLOG SOOOO SO MUCH OMG COULD YOU DRAW A COMIC INVOLVING MERMAIDS AND MAYBE A DRAGON FOR ME

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

I HAVE THE HEADCANON THAT DRAGONS THINK THAT MERMAIDS ARE SUPER COOL BECAUSE THEY LIVE IN WATER AND STUFF

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